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Tuxedo mask is a hottie, I'm sure no one will deny that.
However, dispite his charm and classic good looks,
he is lacking in one department--speechmaking.
I don't know about you,
but when I hear some of the things he has to say, especially to the negaverse, I want to cringe.
Here are just a few examples of what I'm talking about.
A Moon Star Is Born
“I am Tuxedo Mask.
Sailor Moon, look into your heart and find the warrior within.
It is your destiny…”
“You have done well, Sailor Moon,
and now Molly’s mother and all the other women are free. Others will test you, do not be afraid.
I will fight with you.”
Talk Radio
“Don’t give in to him, Sailor Moon!”
Fight To the Finish
“You use your magic powers only for evil, Jedite.
Big mistake.”
Molly’s Folly
“You really get a buzz out of picking on kids,
don’t you, Neflite?
How about a real fight?”
Grandpa’s Follies
“Don’t you ever stay to fight your own battles, Zoycite?”
Tuxedo Melvin
“You’re not getting away with that crystal, Zoycite!”
“You did really well against that Negamonster
…But you should have watched that crystal.
Now it means I have to get five of them back
from those creeps.
And I will get them.
The Imperium Silver Crystal will be mine.”
Sailor V Makes the Scene
“I’ve got to find Sailor Moon.
I know she’s in danger, I can feel it.
I may be too late…Better be careful, Tux.
Somebody got her up there. Let’s go!”
“It’s alright now. We’re safe. You’ll be okay…Sailor Moon, why?!”
“How could I have been so stupid?”
“I’ll never surrender!”
“Let them go, I’ll give you the crystals!”
Emerald Takes Over
“Don’t you know it’s rude to spy on others?”
"You use sweets to make decay,
when really they're meant to make people happy.
You tainted all of their sweet moments instead,
didn't
you?"
"Sweets can be used to melt troubles away for awhile,
but there are also times when sweets can melt themselves."
No Thanks, Nurse Venus!
“A hospital is a shelter for people who are sick and need help.
You abuse its nurturing purposes to assist you in your evil ways instead.”
Smart Payoff
“Shame on you, Mistrust.
Your lies and deceits have finally caught up with you.
Calling an innocent girl a cheater, and turning friends against each other.
Your evil games are coming to an end.”
“Nicely done, Sailor Scouts.
Once again, now the Negamoon’s been busted.
Who would have thought friendship was such a strong weapon?”
Legend Of The Negamoon
“Only an evil coward would need to rely on the use of hypnotic powers
to win girls over against their will.
You’re disgusting.”
Birth Of Wicked Lady
“Be careful what you wish for.
Do you really think things will be better off if you destroy Earth?”
"Don't be seduced by his lies,
he's filling you with hate!"
"Rini, you're not yourself,
you're possessed by an evil energy.
You've got to fight it! Now wake up!"
There are many, many more lines I'd like to add,
but for now they will have to wait.
A special thanks goes out to one of my dearest friends,
Nyx_of_Egypt, for helping me gather these lines.
Her dedication to Tuxedo Mask,
the ultimate example of animated perfection,
and to The Cosmic Vortex, is well noted.