Is it just me, or did the lines get worse
when Darien's soul wandered around as Moonlight Knight?
Boy, does he have the Cheese Wiz to go with our crackers!
Here are just a few examples of his painful dialogue.
“The moonlight’s so very beautiful tonight.
Far too beautiful for a
creature as ugly as this, don’t you think?”
“I am called the Moonlight Knight.”
“Monster from Negaverse, I banish you!
End of the line, kitty cat.”
“Your beautiful smile is thanks enough, Sailor Moon.
It’s as
beautiful as the moonlight.
See you again…”
VR Madness
“Even the smallest flower can strike a deadly blow.
For in beauty and
love, there is great strength.”
“Like a hot, dry wind blowing off the dessert,
I am the Moonlight
Knight.”
“I admire your courage, but humans alone
can’t stand up to the power
of the Negaverse.
Stand back and let me assist you.”
“I’m not looking for a fight,
but since you started it…I’ll finish
it!”
“Sailor Scouts, your friendship is your greatest strength.
If you
all
stick together, you’ll be completely unstoppable.
Bye now.”
Cherry Blossom Time
“The cherry blossom looks fragile in the moonlight.
But remember,
its
fragile beauty camouflages great strength.”
“Sailor Moon, only you can save your friends.”
“You did it, Sailor Moon.
You saved your friends and all because you believed
you could do it, and found strength in your friendship.
Smooth
move. See ya.”
Kindergarten Chaos
“Even in the darkest tunnel, you’ll find some light.
It’s deep
inside
yourself,
believe in it and you’ll see it.”
“Why not [believe in yourself]?
There are many others who believe in
you.”
“See what a great power believing in yourself can be?
There’s no
greater strength, Sailor Scouts. Farewell.”
Much Ado about Babysitting
“How dare you attack the most innocent of Humanity?!
These helpless
babies, you’ll pay for it, you evil parasite!”
“Had to, Sailor Moon,
if you and the Sailor Scouts don’t stop her,
no
baby anywhere will be safe!”
“Excellent work, Sailor Scouts,
but it sounds like you might have
some
diapers to change.
Uh…I’ll leave that to you.”
Raye’s day in the Spotlight
“In a corner of the vast universe,
there’s a planet which plays a
beautiful melody.
It’s called planet Earth.
I, the Moonlight Knight,
have vowed to never let anyone destroy its eternal song.
Let music and
romance live on forever.”
“Sailor Mars, I want to hear your beautiful voice
sing from your
heart
once more.”
“Well done, Sailor Scouts.
Keep a melody in your heart
and a lilt in
your voice. So long.”
Food Fetish
“Thought you could use some help, Jupiter.
Can’t let these creeps
keep you down.
Sorry they destroyed all that lovely food of yours,
but
maybe a little revenge will taste just as sweet, hmm?”
“Excellent teamwork, Sailor Scouts.”
“I’m a true friend of the Sailor Scouts.
That’s all for now.
Farewell.”
Mirror, Mirror on the Wall
“There’s nothing worse than a greedy stage hog.
The show must go on.
I’m at your service, Sailor Moon.”
“Magnificent performance, Sailor Scouts!
Take a bow, ladies. You
deserve it.
See you around.”
Detention Doldrums
“Sailor Moon’s had some of her energy drained away,
and that’s why she
doesn’t feel she has the strength
to fight right now, Sailor Scouts.”
“Sailor Moon, BELIEVE you have the power!”
“Keep up the good work, Sailor Scouts. See you around!”
Treed
“It’s a bad scene, Sailor Scouts,
but nothing we can’t handle. These poor misfits CAN be beat!”
“Your jealousy’s blinding you, Ann.
You just can’t bare that Darien
dumped you.”
“No, Sailor Moon, you healed it [the Doom Tree].”
“Sailor Moon…Serena…Moon Princess…Now you learn who I am.”
“I’m not Darien, but the courageous soul that fights the Negaverse.”
“In the battle against Queen Beryl,
Darien lost all of his memories of the Moon Kingdom;
and yet, deep inside, some part of him always knew
he
must protect the Moon Princess,
his true love, from the Negaforce.
So I was created to fulfil that mission.
I exist only to protect you, Sailor
Moon,
and help the Sailor Scouts.
But there’s no longer any need for me, now that Darien has his memory back.”
“It’s Darien who needs me now, Sailor Moon.
He’s too weak to sustain me
much longer.
Farewell, my princess.
I’ll always remember you.”
“[I'm going] Where I belong. Good-bye.”